What Celebrities Are Doing

Dear Katy Perry, you seem nice, but there’s only so much you can fix by packing a perky pair of tits into a latex dress. Constantly harping on about how much you love Brits just so we don’t hate you as much as Madonna is almost as irritating as your ex-junkie fiance’s stand-up. Who, incidentally, we were kind of hoping you’d take off our hands. For good. 

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Aside from those two terrible films she did with Nic Cage, there’s not really anything bad to say about Eva Mendes – she’s very pleasant to look at and seems to have a decent sense of humour, as these pics from Vs mag demonstrate. In the first one, she’s wearing Angelina Jolie’s Salt wig while doing ‘Lindsay Lohan in rehab’.

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The first photos of Coleen Rooney since news of Wayne allegedly cheating on her with a prostitute broke have now emerged and she was caught looking, erm, much like Coleen Rooney (but with added drawn on eyebrows?). Meanwhile, as reports claim Rooney doesn’t care if she files for divorce, his fabulously shameless cousins are back, back, BACK! (NSFW)

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Here’s Angelina Jolie in Pakistan visiting the victims of the floods.

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Sadly we weren’t able to use the sexy snaps of Pete Doherty playing snooker in the buff *puts balls into pocket, sinks the pink and screws back for the brown*… So instead we’ve settled for something a little less manly but just as sexy; Gavin Henson naked for Cosmopolitan magazine. But can you guess what’s covering his modesty (and no, it’s not the back of Susie Amy’s head)? Answer after the jump…

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We think there might be another abbreviation for these pictures of Miley Cyrus and Twilight’s Ashley Greene wrestling in a fountain…

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And the world continues to plummet from its axis… First Kelly Osbourne goes out looking oddly hot and now a Geldof looking NOT terrible… Compared to this, obviously.

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