What Celebrities Are Doing

As Michael Jackson looks down from his seat in non-denominational heaven, there must be a grin plastered all over that heavily doctored face, for his very favourite child (star) Macauley Culkin has apparently taken up with a new woman after his recent devastating split with Ukrainian voice artist Mila Kunis.

What does this new woman do? Well, she’s an althlete of sorts. A firm fan of camera sports. A creative force in the nude film industry. A porn star. A sex worker. A jizzbucket.

Only joking. We love porn here at HM. Only the non-misogynistic stuff though, like when everyone dresses up like clowns and throws milk at buckets of fish.

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