What Celebrities Are Doing

What happened to the time when you could call people on a landlines and leave a drunken message on their answerphone? Nothing says I love you like playing Heartbreaker by Pat Benatar into the phone at three o’clock on a worknight.

Not now though, oh no, kids these days are texting and sexting, as if even the thought of going an entire day without seeing a classmate’s tits would make them break into a cold sweat. We blame the internet. In particular, Google, ‘Kelly Brook naked’ and MrSkin. In that order.

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