What Celebrities Are Doing

There’s an easy way to tell how smart a celebrity’s wife is, and that’s by how quickly she takes him back after he sticks his tenon in the mortise of whichever dancer/waitress/£1200-a-night-prostitute happens to be nearest when he runs out of uppers.

Of course, as a celebrity wife it’s important to voice your disapproval over his shenanigans to the Daily Mail within minutes of finding out, leaving you open for a seat on Loose Women or some below average show about Real Women, but then you need to ‘forgive’ him as soon as possible because mummy’s trips to Harley Street aren’t free, darling.

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