What Celebrities Are Doing

It’s that time of the year again, where invitations to Mum of the Year awards ceremonies start to fill our inbox. Well, not exactly our inbox per se, but we’re sure our charming neighbours at MADD don’t mind us stealing their invites, after all, we thoroughly support their crusade against drink driving, especially since we’ve usually thrown our keys in the toilet and are fighting/vomiting in the car-park by that time of the night anyway.

Plus, the abuse we’ve given to previous winners Kerry Katona and Katie Price means we’ll never get our own invite now, despite our love of both Tesco sandwiches and Huggies’ adult diapers.

Also, MADD are based almost solely in America, which may or may not invalidate our entire joke. You decide.

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