What Celebrities Are Doing

If you’re fat with child and looking for a non-religious way to welcome your devil’s spawn into the world, then how about baptising it with swimming pool water that might have touched Tom Cruise bumhole? Sounds like just a faraway dream we know, but dreams do come true. Just look at Peter Stringfellow. Now he’s got a chain of stripclubs, wears silver thongs to dinner and can grow his hair as long as he likes, all that from a vision he had after watching just one Journey video.

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