What Celebrities Are Doing

For those of us mourning the end of season two of Downton Abbey, it’s going to be many months before season three of the British period drama picks up again. How will it turn out?

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Here’s Abbey Clancy launching Lynx’s first ever female body spray in a car park outside Wembley’s Asda. We were initially quite confused about the whole affair since the PR shots show a bunch of women camped out in some kind of Occupy Nuts tent city. If the male spray attracts fit women, shouldn’t the female version attract fit men? WHERE ARE THE FIT MEN? Why doesn’t the campaign feature an average looking woman, like, say, Germaine Greer, surrounded by Tom Hardy-types? It almost seemed like Lynx were still targeting the lady product at MEN. 

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Like journalists back in the glory glory days of sub-editors and long lunches, celebrities get paid per word. They’re too stupid to know that they can pad their guff out by removing apostrophes and articulating properly, but it’s still a lucrative business; the more shit they speak, the more exposure they get and the more chance they have of eventually landing an endorsement from a chicken shop or pasty factory…

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We haven’t written much about The Feeling lately, and this makes us sad. In all our years of lurking around the edges of pop, we have yet to meet a lovelier pop group. And the singles from that first album provided the constant and joyous soundtrack to Holy Moly’s working day, throughout 2006.

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It’s been all of 12 days since we last saw Kelly Brook (remember, she was covered in sexy snake scales for a PETA campaign?), so we thought we better have a look at her recent Cosmopolitan shoot, like, pronto. Look, she has a bob in one picture and is posing with some soldiers in another, two things that Cheryl Cole has 100 per cent totally trademarked already, naughty Brook.

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We’ve recently come to notice here at HM that the two words ‘naked photos’ send everyone on the internet fucking wild. Only the other week a brief glimpse of Scarlett Johansson’s flesh made this site crash and got the FBI onto us. Cheers for that Scarlett. Anyway, today we’ve got those two words popping up in the headline again, but unfortunately for all you perverts there’s no actual visual gift to accompany… because some cheeky scamp’s gone and stolen the naked photos off of Abbey Clancy’s phone!

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SUPERMARKET giant Tesco has today confirmed that it has withdrawn its bid to build a new store on the edge of a Suffolk town.

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