What Celebrities Are Doing

As a reward for anyone who’s managed to stay at work past 3.30, we’ve got a caption competition for you all to enjoy. Unlike most competitions in the internet age though, this one has no prize other than the thrill of competing against your fellow commenters. Or, in the case of some of our other less popular caption competitions, the thrill of seeing your name (and your name alone) on the podium.

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We’ve just retrieved this from the bin out the back of the Celebrity Big Brother studio. We’re not sure if it’s the result of some hideously demeaning CBB task*, or if the actress Natalie Cassidy really is covered in poo and vomitting milk. Perhaps it’s both. Anyway, do with it what you will…

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“Caption competitions are the best”  Would be a terrible caption for this caption competition. As would “Put your answers in the comments below, and the best comment will win the pencil that Whitney Houston used to pry the poo out of Bobby Brown’s bottom”. Although if they’re the only entries we get then by default they’re also the winning entries. Yes, that’s right, we’re now the online version of your local parish newsletter.

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Nope, we have absolutely no idea.

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EXCLUSIVE PICS FROM THE SET OF HUMAN CENTIPEDE 3!

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As much as we love the idea of people turning up to premieres with any old shit for celebs to sign – like perhaps a legal contract, we’re a bit confused by the above picture – does Gerard Butler need help with his grammar or something? Maybe it’s a well known fact, we’re not sure… Perhaps it’s just coz his surname is butler and they’re all well-spoken and English, like?

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Here’s Paris Hilton at a Miss Ukraine party in Kiev. We thought the picture might lend itself nicely to a caption competition but the best we can come up is ‘oh fuck off you stupid bitch’ (or the above).

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