What Celebrities Are Doing

If you’re a single parent looking for love, we might have good news for you. Chantelle Houghton, a woman famous for being married to a man from a shit indie band for all of 9 months and then making a baby with a cage fighter who once married Katie Price, has launched a dating site! Yippee hoorah!

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Though their relationship ended months ago, Chantelle Houghton and Alex Reid’s interpersonal drama continues to burn bright like a thousand suns. This is ostensibly down to them being just fascinating, fascinating people, but is more honestly due to the fact that they are willing to spill the beans on literally any aspect of their lives for a few column inches and the chance to have a headline that says something like “MY ALEX SHAME!” or “I HATE CHANTELLE HOUGHTON FOREVER IDST!” or “SEX DUNGEON IN MY HOUSE WHICH DIDN’T HAVE A DUNGEON LICENCE!”

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Chanelle Hayes and Chantelle Houghton argument about which of them is the better mother is an argument that could easily be solved by entering their data into the famous Celebrity Mother Equation. For those of you who don’t know the equation, it is as follows:

Unfortunately, we’ve spent so much time making that little infographic, we’ve forgotten what our point was, so instead we’ll just tell you what Chantelle originally said to Chanelle to get her so angry:

“I was shocked when I read Chanelle Hayes’ tweet about feeling like she’s “living up to a ghost” after her on-off boyfriend Jack Tweed gave an interview saying no one could replace his late wife Jade Goody. Jade’s life was tragically cut short and she left behind two little boys. How could Chanelle be so insensitive, especially now she’s a mother herself? I was friends with her at one point and she was always nice to me, but I don’t think she should have said that.”

As you may have guessed, it’s in reference to Chanelle’s recent explosion at Jack Tweed after he said there was no-one for him like his dead ex-wife. AND CHANELLE’S STILL NOT HAPPY:

“Thanks @chantellehought for your opinion. You and Dolly should try walking in mine n Blakely’s shoes before you comment.”

“I’d love to read mags and watch ppl on tv and believe that’s who they truly are. I, however, am not so naive and I know the truth.”

What a silly thing to say, Blakely has tiny shoes, he’s only a baby.

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Got any big plans for 2013? We’ll wager they aren’t as big as Chantelle Houghton, for our favourite Paris Hilton impersonator is planning on going under the knife for two (or maybe thre) plastic surgery procedures this year. That’s a breast reduction, a jaw re-alignment and a possible breast uplift.

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It’s onwards and upwards for Chantelle Houghton now that Alex Reid has moved out – there nothing like converting your ex’s sex dungeon into a doggy hair salon to cheer you up, hey? We think that’s what she’s done anyway – here she is flogging a line of hair extensions while surrounded by a pack of dogs. Easy, guys – we mean actual real canines.

Anyway, what do you call a photoshoot with Chantelle and some small dogs? A shih tzu…….. Not really, it’s a media circus. 

Here’s what Chantelle had to say about Alex Reid (via Digital Spy):

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On and on, the Alex Reid and Chantelle Houghton saga rumbles, on and ever on. Every week, a new accusation or revelation, and yet more details of Alex’s sexual preferences. We’d love to say we’re sick of it, but since we stopped watching Hollyoaks we need an occasional fix of barely-literate relationship drama, and goddamnit, Alex and Chantelle are doing their level best to deliver.

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Do you remember a little story we wrote a couple of months ago that involved Alex Reid, his bottom, a vodka bottle and Katie Price? It was a tragic tale of one man’s struggle to keep his ex-wife from blurting out their sex secrets to promote her new book, and at the time it seemed like it was probably just a joke. It now looks like it almost certainly wasn’t.

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