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It turns out that almost all of our favourite that-can’t-be-true stories from this year actually weren’t true. Which is a real shame. Selena Gomez’ dad being sodomised with a firework by Usher? Not true. The Pope sending Angelina  Jolie’s cousin to break up her marriage to Brad  Pitt? Not true. Even yesterday’s utterly disbelievable story about Kevin  Federline’s brother being the real father of Britney’s son doesn’t have a grain of truth to it. We were hoaxed. So very, very hoaxed.

Not only were they not true however, but they were also all from just one man. His name is Jonathan Lee Riches and he was arrested on the 20th December this year for breaking the terms of his probation after he recently drove to the site of the Newtown school massacre and pretended to be Adam Lanza’s (the killer) uncle. If you’re wondering what his original crime was, the one he spent ten years in prison for, it was credit card fraud. Hard to believe.

Sorry, everyone. Although on the plus side, he does seem to be completely nuts, so the world is probably a safer place. Bonus. Here’s some footage of him being a total bastard:

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Stop the press – we’ve found the perfect girl for Prince Harry and he wouldn’t even have to take it out of the family (a long standing Royal tradition). Katrina Darling is Kate Middleton’s cousin and we think she’s right up his alley. She’s done Playboy, loves to party and, as these pictures show, loves nothing more than being snapped partying it up in the states with very little on. Sound familiar? Damn right!

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If drunk girls who smell faintly of vinegar talking loudly on the bus is anything to go by, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s secret wedding is to take place this weekend in their house in the south France. And it’s a huge secret. Also, Sarah’s a real slut who has no respect for anyone.

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Gods be praised! The best story in the entire world has just arrived! It’s got all the ingredients you’d ever want for a great story – famous actors and actresses, Scientology, The Pope, ancient bloodlines, wild accusations and a fight to the death with Brad Pitt, and best of all, it’s all from court documents, so it must be true!

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