What Celebrities Are Doing

Despite having a stupendously irritating title, The Bling Ring looks like it might actually be quite a fun movie, and we’re sort of looking forward to watching it. Though, we were a bit weirded out when the Vanity Fair journo who busted the real-life Bling Ring back in 2010 revealed that as well as nicking valuables from celebs, the Bling Ring had a penchant for nicking celebs’ grundies:

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After we spent far too long mesmerised by Emma Watson licking her lips in the promo trailer for Sofia Coppola’s The Bling Ring (we were concerned that she’d get chapped lips) we’re surprised to find that, upon watching the newly released full-length trailer, this film looks like it could actually be quite good.

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Yesterday was Emma Watson’s birthday but we were too busy raising a glass to fellow Aries (Ariens? Doesn’t sound right) Matt Cardle and Leonardo Di Vinci to bother mentioning it. We hope she had a happy day doing something she loves though. According to the internet, her favourite hobby is water sports, so maybe it was that…

Exciting. We tried to polish this fascinating story off with 23 precious GIFs of Emma, but decided that 10 was enough. 

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Once again the MTV Movie Awards has proven that apparently no-one will notice or care if you let monkeys pick the winners by flinging their shit at film stills pinned to the wall. In fact, this year it seems like the Voice of a Generation have taken it a step further and now the monkeys are allowed to pick the categories as well. After all, who could forget the inspired Best Scared-As-Shit Performance category in which even the nominees have no idea what they’re up for, or the MTV Trailblazer award which has only been around for two years and has been given to Emma Watson both times. Is it for being far more famous than you deserve to be, perhaps?

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You’ve already seen the front cover of this month’s GQ, which features a photoshoot of Emma Watson dressed as her character in new film A Bunch Of Spoiled Thieves, and we’ve now managed to get hold of the rest of the pictures for you to look at (…briefly, before you visit our famous Emma Watson and her Naked Photoshop of Horrors section of course), which we’ve put in the gallery above.

Based on this photoshoot we’re assuming that in the film she breaks into various rich people’s houses, vajazzles herself, reads sycophantic articles about narcissistic bloggers (fingers crossed), orders a burger and cupcakes, leaves both, and then leaves, dressed as a high class hooker. Can’t wait. If her performance is anything like as good as it was in The Perks of Being Really Pretty But Bad At Your Job then she should start building that awards cabinet now.

However if this isn’t enough for you and you want to run you grubby hands over her glossy form in person, the current issue of GQ is out now, everywhere.

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Straight on the heels of the fantastic failure that was Movie 43 is another celebrity cameofest, but this time it’s called This Is The End and it’s about the apolcalypse. Starring James Franco, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride and Craig Robinson as fictitious versions of themselves, This Is The End starts with a party at James Franco’s house and ends up with Emma Watson trying to kill danny McBride with an axe.

We’ve got to admit, it looks a lot better than Movie 43, but films in which actors play hilarious versions of themselves are cringeworthy. Remember Julia Roberts in Ocean’s 12? Really hard to watch. Still, Seth Rogen’s funny, as is Michael Cera and Danny McBride (to an extent), so hopefully now-super-serious Jonah Hill and James Franco won’t ruin it too much.

Plus, Aziz Ansari! Great stuff.

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Vajazzle’s are so 2011 so we can only assume Emma Watson is wearing one ironically on the cover of the new issue of GQ. Anyway, you should rush out and get it if you’re a big fan of spangly pelvic bones. She isn’t naked in it, so that’ll disappoint some of you. If we were her we’d never get naked again – just to spite you. We wouldn’t even fake being naked. Not even in the privacy of her own sex dungeon.

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