What Celebrities Are Doing

Olly Murs has been going on about his penis in a recent interview, guestimating it to be around 13cm. That’s approximately the length of a Sharpie pen, FYI – BUT WE DON’T WANT TO THINK ABOUT OLLY  MURS’ 13CM PENIS, DO WE? Oh no we don’t. It did get us thinking about penises in general though… *pops Sharpie in mouth and does best Carrie Bradshaw impression*…

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Kelly Brook appears in this month’s FHM in knickers and bra lying on a bed becuase wqhy the hell not. Apart from the fact she is interviewed by the world’s worst idea for a TV character (Keith ‘LOLZ’ Lemon) she takes the opportunity to vent her spleen (which probably smells of febreze and roses) at Simon Cowell for using her as a photo opportunity. As opposed to the magazine shoot, which is erm, a photo oppritunity for her tits…

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We’re sure you won’t have forgotten about the Playboy cover shoot Daisy Lowe did back in August. In fact, it’s probably still sitting up there in your bookmarks, isn’t it? You bunch of perverts. Anyway, in case you had forgotten about it, we’re now giving you the exclusive chance to plant it fresh back in your memory… FOR FREE! But why, you ask? Well, because her mum has been talking about it, of course. What better excuse do we need?

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Christopher ‘McLovin’ Mintz-Plasse entered the Celebrity Big Brother House yesterday (day 11) to offer the contestants the chance to watch a special screening of his new film Fright Night. TBH, we’d have settled for a screening of Superbad for the 28th time. Bet Amy Childs well wanted to do him, he is McLovin after all… ‘Chicka chicka yeah, fake ID fake ID’ – etc etc

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So, apparently Jennifer Lopez’s mother doesn’t mind too much about her daughter’s split with husband Marc Antony because she always preferred ex-fiance Ben Affleck anyway – blah blah blah, we’re only mentioning it because the whole ‘Bennifer’ hark-back has reminded us of this amazing clip from 2006 (shortly after the break-up). Do it again, Ben, and we promise we’ll never make fun of your Justin Bieber haircut again…. So much more entertaining than the film he was meant to be promoting…

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Incase you didn’t know – it’s Red Nose Day today, which gives us a good excuse to fill the site with our favourite funny things off TV. Next up – Larry David and Curb Your Enthusiasm’s greatest moments…

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We don’t know about you (except for what we can deduce from the contents of your bin) but the finest, funniest thing we ever did see on Comic Relief was Peter Serafinowicz’ Blankety Blank, featuring Willie Rushton (Nick Frost), Johnny Rotten (Martin Freeman), Su Pollard (Matt Lucas), Ruth Madoc (David Walliams), Freddie Star (Simon Pegg) and lovely Liza Goddard (Sarah Alexander).

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