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We’ve got no idea what started Liam Gallagher talking about his new album BE, or why he’s decided to get Justin Bieber involved or even why he still seemingly hasn’t realised that Britpop has finished, it’s not the 90s anymore and being a cunt to your fans simply costs you money. Perhaps he’s just a lot more chatty these days now his main business is designing overpriced indoor rainwear for dickheads.

Either way, here’s what he had to say about the new Beady Eye album and what a rockstar Justin Bieber is:

“My theory is that it’s gonna have BE on the cover, and then on the back I-E-B-E-R. Biiiiieee-ber! I’ve got his fucking back, man.”

“Anyone who goes on two hours late is fucking right in my book, man. All these so-called rock bands that sit backstage going, ‘Hey, let’s wait 15 minutes’. Fuck that, wait two hours and 15 minutes! No one will beat that, ever.

“So get off his back, man — I am a Belieber!”

Is someone looking for a collaboration, Liam? It seems like everyone in the music industry looks to Justin Bieber as their cash cow nowadays. Which is just fine with us.

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After a recent spate of slander allegations, we decided to visit our local library to find out more about journalistic law. Did you know it’s actually illegal to write an article about Lee Ryan and not describe him as a dopey cunt at least once? True. Even weirder, the law was passed on 16th June 1983, one day before Lee  Ryan was actually born! Isn’t life strange? Don’t worry though, celebrity enthusiasts, this article isn’t about legal history, it’s about that dopey cunt Lee Ryan.

So, as we previously reported, that dopey cunt Lee Ryan became the centre of attention earlier this week when famous musician Dave Grohl said that he’d almost had to throw that dopey cunt Lee Ryan out of his afterparty after that dopey cunt Lee Ryan got too drunk and started being an intolerable prick.

At the time, we were more than happy to believe the story; based on our knowledge of Dave Grohl as one of the nicest men in music, and our knowledge of Lee Ryan as one of the dopiest cunts in music and also in general.

However, dopey cunt Lee Ryan has come forward and said it was all just a misunderstanding and Dave Grohl and he are actually the best of friends. Which sounds only slightly less plausible than most of Genesis (the book, not the group. Nothing hard to believe about Phil Collins).

“He messaged me… and he’s like, ‘No, I never said that’. He messaged me through our PA and said, ‘Tell Lee I’m sorry about that, I don’t know where that came from, but Lee’s a really cool guy, I really love him’.

“Me and him were doing shots with each other at the bar, it was wicked. For me he’s such a rock legend… I didn’t ruin his party, I was just pissed like the rest of them. I think what he said was, ‘Lee was wrecked out of his head’, and I was.”

“I was really happy with it, if I’m honest. I’ve been kicked out of a few parties, but it’s fun when you get kicked out. Being told to leave is great. ‘Get out you’re too pissed’, ‘Wicked’.”

Dopey cunt.

Now seems like the best time to play this song…

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Christian Bale is so very method that instead of wearing prosthetics or shaving his hair for this new role role, he transformed himself into a baldy by spending a year being angry, masturbating and over-brushing. Maybe. Sounds more fun than his Machinist diet at least. The film in question is that untitled David O. Russell one which also stars Jennifer Lawrence, Bradley Cooper (together again) and Amy Adams. Here’s the plot:

An FBI operation in the 1970s called Abscam leads to the conviction of United States Congressmen.

Oooh, a bit like Argo them right? Seventies and government stuff – it’s all the same.

Anyway, Matthew McConaughey is currently working out how he can find a bald role, but he’s never going to be no KRISTIANNE BAILLE….

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Rapper Lil Wayne wants the world to know he’s OK as he recovers from a seizure at a Los Angeles hospital.

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