What Celebrities Are Doing

Katie Price recently uploaded a video onto her new husband Kieran’s YouTube account of her singing the Bisto theme tune to him at their recent wedding in the Bahamas while a slideshow of pictures from the wedding play in the background.

All things considered, she’s actually not a bad singer, but unfortunately that doesn’t detract from the fact almost everything else about it is unbelievably cringey. Some of you will surely find the whole thing romantic and sweet, the rest of you will hopefully be wiping the pre-vom from the corner of your mouths.

As usual, our record is under a minute (oh ha ha), 43 seconds to be precise (WE SAID HA HA), see if you can beat it (OH FUCK OFF)…

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Mild mannered reporter Katie Price has once again thrown off the shackles of reality and used her column in The Sun to publicly attack a celebrity far more popular than her. That’s right, she’s gone after Margaret Thatcher.

Oh lol, what a funny little website we are. No, she has of course gone after Abbey Clancy, wife of Peter Crouch and reknowned bikini model. According to Katie, Abbey’s just too thin:

“I’ve seen Abbey Clancy in real life and she is a pretty girl with a real aura about her. (But) it can’t be a coincidence that the magazine Abbey has posed for is called Hunger. She looks like she could do with a good burger and chips inside her.”

Coming so soon after calling Kelly Brook fat, we can only assume Pricey’s going to use the publicity for some new piece of crap she’s trying to hawk to an increasingly jaded nation. Her Twitter certainly seems to suggest so:

ive seen an online advert for a business lately and i thought what a bloody brilliant idea that was! the name an the idea works so well

its such a clever idea it has me thinking

ill pop by later and tell you what the business is, certainly a different angle on business relations is my hint xx

Can’t wait. We’ll take 10.

Anyway, in the interests of fairness, we’ve made a gallery to comparing Katie Price with Abbey Clancy so you can see for yourself what the two of them look like. It’s seriously surprising*. WARNING – NSFW.

*It isn’t.

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Ok, so there’s only 49 pictures now (we had to remove a second one of John McCririck) but we think his is probably the most diverse London Last Night gallery we’ve had for quite some time. Look, it’s even got Miquita Oliver in, and she’s bankrupt. Wonderful stuff.

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Katie Price got married again last friday. Apparently her slightly crappy wedding in the Caribbean earlier in the year just wasn’t enough to satisfy the regular urges she has to legally bind herself to someone in the pages of Hello! magazine, so she did it again, albeit at an expensive hotel in Weston-Super-Mare this time.

Due to the fact we’d rather give £1m to one of those persuasive Nigerian princes than to Katie Price, we unfortunately don’t have any pictures from inside the ceremony (except a twitpic from TOWIE’s Lauren Goodger), but we do have pictures from outside which we’ve stuck in with a gallery lovingly made from the worst moments of her life. It’s our way of saying thank you.

In other, less disheartening news, according to Now Magazine Katie Price is currently being haunted by a medieval ghost:

‘For the last month or so Kate’s been hearing strange noises, seeing lights going on and off and the TV change channel. Everyone thinks she’s imagining it, so she phoned a psychic, who told her the house was built on a battle site from the time of Henry VIII. The psychic claimed to have reached a knight who died in battle after having his heart broken by a local girl. It’s spooking Kate.’

Ha ha. Fucking brilliant. We can just imagine…

“Hi Wizadora, it’s Kate. I need your help”

“Ooooooh, what’s can I help you with, Kaaaaaattttte?”

“Someone keeps turning me TV on and off. I think it might be an otherworldly presence again, just like when Pete thought he was being bummed by a ghost. “

“In that case, it’s almost certainly a supernatural entityyyyyyyy. Perhaps a medieval kniiiiight. From, errrr, Henry the….errr…eight. Yes, that riiiight, Henry the Eieeeeeghth. He died in a battle and there was a giiiiiirl and stuff. You know, love and that. Sorry. Love aaaaand thaaaaaaat.”

“Blimey. That’s terrifying. What can I do?”

“Get marriiiiiied. Agaiiiiin.”

“Oh bollocks.”

Word for word. Promise.

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Well, the end of world really is neigh – here’s Katie Price dressed up as a horse because, well, she hasn’t done it before. We could probably make a few jokes about it but we’re feeling a little hoarse, so over to you…

Is some poor bugger actually in the back? Jesus Christ. 

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In a post-apocalyptic world, Katie Price would almost certainly be the head of the London equivalent of Bartertown (so, Croydon), or maybe the head of the Smokers in Waterworld. She doesn’t seem to feel like other people do. It’s as if they accidentally damaged several major parts of her brain when they first soldered on her humungous boobies. She continually says the kind of things even Jodie Marsh would think twice about, and she’s in the process of becoming a mahogany footstool. It’s madness.

Don’t get us wrong, we’re utter shits most of the time, but even we have to draw the line somewhere. Usually at libel.

Strangely the target of her most recent attack is Gwyneth Paltrow, admittedly is someone who normally deserves most of the abuse she gets, but een we reckon Jordan’s recent column in The Sun is going a bit far:

‘Gwyneth Paltrow usually bores me to death,’

‘If she isn’t banging on about feeding her kids mung beans while doing Himalayan yoga in an oxygen tent, she’s telling women how stressful it is having to rifle through a designer wardrobe.

‘I kid you not. Apparently she “had a lot of unexpressed anger”.’

‘Recently she has learned that life is a great leveller,’

‘Gwyneth revealed she was desperate for a third child but miscarried. She might be a drama queen but at least we now know she’s human.’

You’d think she would have learned her lesson after attacking Kelly Brook that people are never going to be on her side about anything. Apparently not. She really is the very, very worst. Which we’ve documented in the gallery above. Brings back so many memories..

For the full story and all the pics go to Holy moly!

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In a post-apocalyptic world, Katie Price would almost certainly be the head of the London equivalent of Bartertown (so, Croydon), or maybe the head of the Smokers in Waterworld. She doesn’t seem to feel like other people do. It’s as if they accidentally damaged several major parts of her brain when they first soldered on her humungous boobies. She continually says the kind of things even Jodie Marsh would think twice about, and she’s in the process of becoming a mahogany footstool. It’s madness.

Don’t get us wrong, we’re utter shits most of the time, but even we have to draw the line somewhere. Usually at libel.

Strangely the target of her most recent attack is Gwyneth Paltrow, admittedly is someone who normally deserves most of the abuse she gets, but een we reckon Jordan’s recent column in The Sun is going a bit far:

‘Gwyneth Paltrow usually bores me to death,’

‘If she isn’t banging on about feeding her kids mung beans while doing Himalayan yoga in an oxygen tent, she’s telling women how stressful it is having to rifle through a designer wardrobe.

‘I kid you not. Apparently she “had a lot of unexpressed anger”.’

‘Recently she has learned that life is a great leveller,’

‘Gwyneth revealed she was desperate for a third child but miscarried. She might be a drama queen but at least we now know she’s human.’

You’d think she would have learned her lesson after attacking Kelly Brook that people are never going to be on her side about anything. Apparently not. She really is the very, very worst. Which we’ve documented in the gallery above. Brings back so many memories..

For the full story and all the pics go to Holy moly!

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