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It’s Megan Fox’s 27th birthday, everybody! And here at Holy Moly, a celeb’s birthday is a great excuse to look at a gallery of some of our fave pics of that very celeb. And why should we have all the fun? Well, we shouldn’t. So here’s 27 lovely pictures of Megan Fox. In some, she’s in her undies, and in some she is in clothes. In some you can see her Marilyn Monroe tattoo and in some she’s had it lasered off and attached to Helen Flanagan.

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Yesterday’s article about Megan Fox’s recent interview with Esquire magazine focused mainly on the virtually unheard of premise that Fox is quite seriously stupid. Perhaps even terminally so. During our article we hardly mentioned that she had compared Lindsay Lohan to Marilyn Monroe in the worst possible way, or the fact that the article was one of the most sycophantic interviews we’d ever read. Unfortunately for us, it turns out that at least one of our omissions was so important that it yesterday set the internet ON FIRE.

As you can probably imagine (except for that one funny piece by Vice that you’ve all read) we’re talking about Lindsay Lohan being compared to a deceased drug addict. At least, we’re pretty sure that’s what set the internet alight, as Fox hasn’t issued an apology for having a face like a moonlit woodland in the depths of winter yet.

The quote in question is this one:

“[Marilyn] wasn’t powerful at the time. She was sort of like Lindsay [Lohan]. She was an actress who wasn’t reliable, who almost wasn’t insurable,” Fox said. “She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered. I’m not interested in following in those footsteps.”

Harsh, Megan. Real harsh. No wonder you had to apologise. Only the LA judiciary normally get to make that kind of pronouncement. Still, a Facebook apology is a nice touch:

“In the newly released article that I did for Esquire, there is a reference that is made to Lindsay Lohan that I would like to clarify before it snowballs into something silly. The journalist and I were discussing why I was removing my Marilyn Monroe tattoo, especially since in his opinion, Marilyn was such a powerful and iconic figure for women. 

“I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living. Both women were gifted actresses, whose natural talent was lost amongst the chaos and incessant media scrutiny surrounding their lifestyles and their difficulties adhering to studio schedules etc.”

“I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood. Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion,”

“It was most definitely not my intention to criticise or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that. I was not always speaking eloquently during this interview and this miscommunication is my fault.”

Has she ever spoken eloquently?

Anyway, that aside, our favourite bit is the ‘both women were gifted actresses’. Were. She’s basically said exactly the same thing in a slightly different way. Possibly in a slightly cattier way actually, especially when she says it’s a ‘factual’ comparison. After all, didn’t Marilyn Monroe die at a relatively early age after being thrown off a film set and sued for millions of dollars? Doen’t sound like Lindsay to us.

Oh Megan. Those things you say can hurt sometimes.

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Interviews with Megan Fox are usually a fairly strange affair. The way they generally proceed is that the interviewer will ask her a simple question such as ‘what was it like working with X’ whereupon she will reply ‘Yeah, it was great, except for the fact that he was basically a genocidal dictator who took away my childhood and then raped my parents in front of me’ or ‘did you know that if you add blue paint to yellow paint you get green paint?’ .

This could be partly due to her brain working at a slightly different speed to everyone else’s (not a compliment) and partly because she honestly couldn’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks about her.

In fact, Fox’s complete lack of fucks is ever present in her most recent interview with Esquire, in which she tells the hugely enamoured interviewer about fairies, the apocalypse and speaking in tongues. Here’s some of the highlights:

“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?”

“When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?”

Right.

She then moves on to talk about her particular acting style:

“It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I’m going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you’re not thinking because you have no idea what you’re saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can’t control it. The idea is that it’s a language that only God understands. It’s the language that’s spoken in heaven. It’s called ‘getting the Holy Ghost.’ “

Only joking, she was of course talking about going to church and speaking in tongues. Possibly hoping to qualify these fascinating Christian beliefs to the now massively over-excited interviewer, Fox moves on to the tough issues:

“I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations….

“We should all believe in leprechauns. I’m a believer….

“You and I are humans, this is not all of it. This cannot be, because we are so disappointing….

“Films don’t hold the answers I’m looking for….

“Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that bigfoot existed than in watching a really good movie? …

“I believe in aliens….

“I am childlike in my spirit, and I want to believe in fairy tales.. .

“Loch Ness monster — there’s something to it….

“There’s the Bell Witch…

“What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.”

Christ on a bike. It’s getting easier to believe why even Michael If-They’ve-Got-Tits-They’re-In-The-Film Bay had to kick her off his set.

If this has you intrigued, do pop over to Esquire for the whole thing. Especially if you want to hear good things about the slightly incompetent actress.

Admittedly, good to the point of being slightly fanatical at points, but still, it’s nice to be nice.

[Via Esquire]

For the full story and all the pics go to Holy moly!

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Interviews with Megan Fox are usually a fairly strange affair. The way they generally proceed is that the interviewer will ask her a simple question such as ‘what was it like working with X’ whereupon she will reply ‘Yeah, it was great, except for the fact that he was basically a genocidal dictator who took away my childhood and then raped my parents in front of me’ or ‘did you know that if you add blue paint to yellow paint you get green paint?’ .

This could be partly due to her brain working at a slightly different speed to everyone else’s (not a compliment) and partly because she honestly couldn’t give a fuck what anyone else thinks about her.

In fact, Fox’s complete lack of fucks is ever present in her most recent interview with Esquire, in which she tells the hugely enamoured interviewer about fairies, the apocalypse and speaking in tongues. Here’s some of the highlights:

“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times. It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the prostitute? What are these things? What is this imagery? What was John seeing? And I was just thinking, What is the Antichrist?”

“When war breaks out in the Holy Land, like it is right now, if that is a sign of the immediate end times, then where are the other signs? Is it possible that it’s the Internet or fame itself or celebrity?”

Right.

She then moves on to talk about her particular acting style:

“It feels like a lot of energy coming through the top of your head — I’m going to sound like such a lunatic — and then your whole body is filled with this electric current. And you just start speaking, but you’re not thinking because you have no idea what you’re saying. Words are coming out of your mouth, and you can’t control it. The idea is that it’s a language that only God understands. It’s the language that’s spoken in heaven. It’s called ‘getting the Holy Ghost.’ “

Only joking, she was of course talking about going to church and speaking in tongues. Possibly hoping to qualify these fascinating Christian beliefs to the now massively over-excited interviewer, Fox moves on to the tough issues:

“I like believing. I believe in all of these Irish myths, like leprechauns. Not the pot of gold, not the Lucky Charms leprechauns. But maybe was there something in the traditional sense? I believe that this stuff came from somewhere other than people’s imaginations….

“We should all believe in leprechauns. I’m a believer….

“You and I are humans, this is not all of it. This cannot be, because we are so disappointing….

“Films don’t hold the answers I’m looking for….

“Would you not be so much more interested in finding out that bigfoot existed than in watching a really good movie? …

“I believe in aliens….

“I am childlike in my spirit, and I want to believe in fairy tales.. .

“Loch Ness monster — there’s something to it….

“There’s the Bell Witch…

“What distracts me from my reality is bigfoot. They are my celebrities.”

Christ on a bike. It’s getting easier to believe why even Michael If-They’ve-Got-Tits-They’re-In-The-Film Bay had to kick her off his set.

If this has you intrigued, do pop over to Esquire for the whole thing. Especially if you want to hear good things about the slightly incompetent actress.

Admittedly, good to the point of being slightly fanatical at points, but still, it’s nice to be nice.

[Via Esquire]

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If you cried and cried and cried the other day when “RIP Megan Fox” trended on Twitter, then dry your eyes; she’s very much alive and she’s joined Twitter to boot! What a glorious day!

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Like Tim Burton and Tommy Lee, Judd Apatow enjoys casting his wife in his films. It’s nice for him and Leslie Mann – the husband and wife duo get to spend time together on set, although it’s a bit awkward for Paul Rudd when he has to ask the boss for a cock sock and elastic band because he’s pretending to have sex with his wife (remember why Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes split up, people!). 

Anyway, both Mann and Rudd (Ruddy good more like!) have reprised the roles they had as the supporting characters – Pete and Debbie – in Knocked Up. They’ve been asked back because neither of them slagged off the original (imagine if Mann did, lol) – unlike Katherine Heigl. As you may remember, Debbie whined a lot in a high pitched voice about getting old, while Pete went to Vegas and tripped his nuts off on ‘shrooms while watching Cirque du Soleil. We’re mostly looking forward to the Pete bits.

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