What Celebrities Are Doing

Taylor Momsen has had a pretty tough time on Holy Moly in the past. We’ve said some awful, awful things about her. The kind of stuff that only a seriously nasty bully would say to a really fat girl at school. Well, maybe not a fat girl, maybe the girl who has daddy issues, suspected bulimia and whom everyone claims gives handjobs in the common room toilet for a tenpack of Mayfair Smooth. That’s the kind of stuff we’ve said. Don’t get us wrong, we’re not sorry about it (maybe a little guilty), it’s just that we haven’t written about her for a while and thought you might want a recap. Kind of like a Previously on Holy Moly… except without the exciting montage. 

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I can’t be sure, but I think Taylor Momsen might be wearing some tit-tape.

Here is the seventeen (17!) year old on stage with her band ‘The Pretty Reckless’ at last weekends Download festival.

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Hello again Taylor Momsen. We’ve missed writing about your slutty outfits and stupid comments/slutty comments and stupid outfits. It seems like only yesterday you were galivanting around in a ‘I fuck for Satan’ vest and being fired by Madonna for being a bad influence, which is a little bit like being fired by Ryan Giggs for philandering. 

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She may be only seventeen, but Taylor Momsen sure knows exactly how to draw attention to herself ROCK out.

The ex Gossip Girl star-cum-publicity machine surrounded herself with random undressed females and did some faintly sexual dancing at a recent gig.

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Good morning everyone, and welcome to another episode of Taylor Tells All, where your favourite pseudo-rocker, Taylor ‘Mini Madge’ Momsen will be talking about the difference between her public and private life, specifically how her vagoo has become an integral part of both. Well, she won’t actually be talking about her vajazzler, but we read between the lines, as we often do.

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It’s nice that Taylor Momsen’s band Pretty Reckless gets such a mixed crowd at their gigs – check out the middle-aged dudes in the background here (you know, see the one with Gary Glitter beard on the right). They’re probably filming this particular fun moment so they can show their daughters at home, cute.

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Madonna finally gets her revenge for Kelly Osbourne covering Papa Don’t Preach so appallingly… We say that, but the latest Material Girl campaign isn’t so bad – not compared to the one with Taylor Momsen anyway, it’s just a bit weird that a 26-year-old (ie, OLD person) is fronting a teen fashion line… Ho hum, at least it’s not Madge.

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