What Celebrities Are Doing

If you woke up this morning thinking “I would quite like to see some pictures of Kate Moss where she’s naked on a posh lilo” then it’s your lucky bloody day, for here is a photo of Kate Moss, naked, on a posh lilo! Yippee hooray!

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Hey, you there, you counting down the minutes ’til 4:59pm so you can get your beer on in a sunny beer garden/your balcony/a carpark. These pictures are very NSFW so you probably shouldn’t click on them, but if you work in a particularly liberal workplace or you’re just DARING your boss to give you another disciplinary, then knock yourself out. Here, for your enjoyment and amazement, are some pictures of Sisqo’s penis.

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The annual FHM 100 Sexiest Women list is out on Thursday and we personally can’t wait to get our hands on it. It’s like bingo. Phwooooar, look at the smooth skin on number 53, eh lads! And what about number 78′s child bearing hips? It’s a shame she’s only half as hot as number 39. Mind you, number 39′s three times uglier than number 13, so she’s in no position to gloat! Phwoooar.

Phwooaaar.

Anyway, the above pictures of Louise Trumpden-Forthwright VI from Maid An Chalsea were taken as she changed into her swan baiting outfit. It might look like she knew that she was being pictured, but sadly she’s quite, quite blind. Horrible incident with a gin bottle and a riding crop. Either way, FHM has them and they be in their magazine for you to look at on Thursday. This Thursday.

Phwaoooaaaoooooar.

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The star leaves little to the imagination in a racy gown at the Iron Man 3 premiere

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The picures you’ve been waiting to see of Bernie Ecclestone’s daughter without any clothes on are here. You’ll notice she has both breasts and the required lower sex organs, thereby classifying her without a doubt as female. She has smooth skin, enjoys pouting and probably not poutine. Honestly, that’s pretty much all we can say about her. Enjoy her nudity!

If you’re interested in getting your hands on a set of paper-based images similar to the ones above except in much higher resolution, Playboy.com also do a magazine which you can pick up at newsagents and in a few years time once it’s been thoroughly read, also under a hedgerow near a school.

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Allure do a thing every year where they get famous women to take pff their clothes. IN THAT RESPECT THEY’RE A BIT LIKE HUGH HEFNER. Except they do it in a classy, professional way, using less velour and velvet, emphasising plastic and towelling over comfort. AND DON’T FORGET THE NEUTRAL TONES. THERE’S NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT NEUTRAL TONES.

Joining House’s Jennifer Morrison in this year’s shoot are Naya Rivera from Glee, Clare Bowen from Nashville and Christa Miller from Scrubs. Wonderful. Let’s all celebate the female form together.

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Here’s a nice bit of Ryan Gosling fan fiction for the ladies courtesy of Star ‘SEE YOU IN COURT’ magazine… Apparently the actor is sick and tired of seeing his girlfriend Eva Mendes naked all the time. He’s all, like, “Hey girl, I just want to cosy up on the sofa and cuddle while watching your favourite movie and eating ice cream – I adore your body, but I also love your mind – you know I don’t like to objectify women. Why don’t you cover your beautiful breasts and bottom with that old sweater and saggy pair of leggings I know you like to wear. Oh, and don’t feel you have to shave your legs just to please me.”

That would be our version anyway…

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