What Celebrities Are Doing

Still don’t know who Olivia Munn is? Never mind, because you’re too deep into this to care now. She’s just seemed like another broad when she walked into your office all those days ago, crying because someone had stolen some private pictures. But then she started thinking she could pull a number on you, telling you it wasn’t her in the pictures, she wouldn’t do that kind of thing, she’s a good girl, a lady. Well, she should’ve know better, because you’re the kind of person who don’t take no for an answer, and you don’t stop till you find your man (or Munn).

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Look how much Jessica Simpson has grown since she thought tuna was made of chicken and buffalos had wings. Literally grown we mean. Here she is doing the old naked with a bump thing on the front of Elle magazine. It’s pretty sexy, no? Especially bearing in mind her expectant figure means she’s had sex AT LEAST ONCE BEFORE, guys.

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If we knew what was going on here, we’d tell you. As far as we can tell, it’s a show that Christian Louboutin was asked to put on for the Parisian cabaret Crazy Horse. As you can probably tell, Crazy Horse isn’t one of those silly cabarets where people are only allowed to wear belts round their waist, or where any of the performers have to wear clothes. It’s very similar to HM in that respect.

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As soon as we saw Michael Fassbender and his huge penis in Shame, there was only one question in our mind ‘when will we get to see Doctor Who’s egotistical protagonist Matt Smith in a similar role?’. It’s the obvious choice. There’s just something so sexy about a man with overwhelming, possibly unrealistic confidence in his abilities.

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There’s not much to say about Desperate Scousewives that you can’t already imagine from the title, and the cast members seem to be doing their best to live up to everyone’s expectations. Although, having said that, there’s two ‘wives’ here outside the Platinum Lace strip club in Piccadilly Circus, and only one is showing her arse and fanny to the assembled photographers. Sounds like those Liverpudlian stereotypes are going to need updating.

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As our nation continues its decline into a third world state, it seems that it’s now become acceptable for musicians to post pictures of themselves naked on the internet, accessible to all.

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Here’s a nice new coffee table book in case you were still looking for a Christmas gift for any particularly ‘arty’ friends – photographer Mari Sarai has debuted a selection of ‘intimate and revealing’ photographs from her forthcoming exhibition and book, Naked. We’d say it pretty much does what it says on the tin.

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