What Celebrities Are Doing

As much as you might like to do the coffee run in one, Elie Saab is ALL about the red carpet. Only the most stylish celebs chose his (yep, HIS) gowns for the Emmys, so we wouldn’t be at all surprised if some poor seamstress was frantically knocking up a few of these numbers for next month’s Oscars.

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After importing an iceberg the size of the fashion industry’s entire powder supply for his last ready-to-wear collection, how does Karl Lagerfeld top things for the SS 2012 haute couture show? By building an entire plane set complete with a164-foot aisle, 180-degree swivel seats for 250 ‘passengers’, monogrammed upholstery, a holographic cockpit and supermodels as the hostesses with the mostesses. That’s how.

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As you may have noticed if you were living on Earth last year, Versace did a collaboration with H&M that pretty much blew Cromwell Madhouse’s twenty year closing down sale right off the high street. It was very successful, but since a store’s stock probably costs less than the price of one haute couture garment, Donatella also decided to revisit that area after an eight year break from the catwalk. And here it is. Meh, we know we’re not exactly the target audience, but we’re not massively impressed with the citrus sculpting. Look, Donatella, Beyonce’s one of the few people who could get away with that basque and she’s going to spend the next year covered in baby puke.

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Poor old Bill Gaytten, he used to work for a Hitler loving pirate and now he’s getting slated for not doing his predecessor’s work well enough. He’s like that office temp whose name you could never remember but who you got to do all your work. One day he’ll snap and it won’t be pretty, but in the meantime here’s what he’s produced for the SS 2012 haute couture collection, which is pretty, although not massively spectacular. We like the ombre effect, while the 50s skirts got us excited for the new series of Mad Men (although then we remembered that by now we’re up to the 60s). 

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Cameron Diaz has been up to the old ‘spunk as hair gel’ trick again (did Sean Combs ejaculate in her hair? Diddy?), except this time it’s run down on her face to create a tight sheen which will only be removed by a Ciroc scrub. 

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Good news, guys – you’re getting your own fashion week. Well, weekend actually – we don’t want to spoil you too much. it’s coming this June, by which time we’ll be up to the Spring Summer 2013 season. We think that’s why the Mayan calendar ended in 2012 – a protest at the future ridiculousness of fashion planning. 2013? Honestly, if we’re not dead or in space suits by then we’ll eat our hats. They’ll be edible by that point.

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As you may have noticed, Paris Hilton hasn’t been around much over the past few months. No-one knew why or where she went, all we knew was that she went, and that we still had exactly the same number of fucks as before she left*. 

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