What Celebrities Are Doing

There’s a big story breaking all over the UK right about now – I am of course talking about Lauren Goodger’s ridiculous decision to be the face of Foxy Bingo’s perfume, “Furtastic”. Because, y’know, the concept of a bingo website fronted by a creepy as fuck fox releasing a perfume is not odd enough.

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KHLOE Kardashian admits she and her husband Lamar Odom were worried they would not be able to agree on their unisex fragrance Unbreakable. The couple joined forces to create the scent but Khloe admitted it was a long process and they both feared they would never be able to choose the perfect perfume to suit both [...]

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Apparently we, the unwashed masses, smell so bad that seemingly every single celebrity feels the need to create a perfume range, purely to make us tolerable. Kind of like a much more expensive and PR intensive version of giving the sweaty fat kid at school a ‘present’ of Lynx Congo.

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As if it wasn’t bad enough that we were slowly being infected by the original strain of the Kardashian virus, the so called ‘Kim’ variant, it now seems a mutant variety has developed from the main species, codename ‘Khloe’ or ‘The Wookie’. While not as virulent or nasty as ‘Kim’. ‘Khloe’ still has the abilty to cause nausea and headaches with the additional danger of complete, irreversible damage to a subject’s corneas.

Treatment consists of a liberal application of St Karen’s Balm directly onto the eyeballs, or in the case of severe problems, a 15ml measure of Hendricks’s water every 30 minutes.

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So, according to reports, Lady Gaga, of the Haus of Gaga, has requested a perfume be made up for her that smells like blood and semen. Why anyone would want to smell like Noel Fielding’s hair is beyond us, but what we do know for sure is that it is a very, very controversial choice for a fragrance. Very.

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Now that she’s kicked-in her Topshop gig, Kate Moss has loads of extra time to work on her fragrances down the science lab, where she produced the just launched ‘Vintage Muse’, apparently a “floral musk with notes including plum, rhubarb, blackcurrant cream, peony.” Musty plums? That sounds about right…

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Hahaha, we’re still laughing about Cheryl Cole’s little fart last weekend but it looks like Dannii Minogue isn’t – she’s been frantically flogging her new fragrance at the Perfume Shop in the build-up to tomorrow’s reportedly Beatles themed X Factor…

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