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The first day of CinemaCon 2013 in Las Vegas saw the cast of Star Trek Into Darkness, Zachary Quinto, Alice Eve, Chris Pine and John Cho larking about. But the main attraction was Brad Pitt introducing footage from World War Z, which he explained was made simply because his kids really like zombies. We believe The Human Centipede was made for similar reasons.

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Famous for dating fictional characters Spiderman and Johnny Borrell, Kirsten Dunst always seems like the kind of person who’d walk into a room and immediately reduce its Fun Index by around 10 – 20 percent. She even makes boobies seem sad.

So it’ll come as no surprise that in recent interview she said how much she disliked kissing Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire. Admittedly, she was only 12 at the time so it’s somewhat reasonable, but we feel like it set a precedent for her later life, you know?

“I remember Brad would watch lots of Real World episodes. He had this long hair. He was just a hippie- ish cool dude. Everyone at the time was like, ‘You’re so lucky you kissed Brad Pitt,’ but I thought it was disgusting. I didn’t kiss anyone else until I was 16, I think. I was a late bloomer.”

Kiss anyone else until you were sixteen? Lucky.

Anyway, here’s the most awkward moment in Kirsten’s life so far. Good old Lars:

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With the NCAA Tournament just around the corner, Seth Davis of CBS Sports and Sports Illustrated drops by with Vinnie & Cook on Sportsradio 93-7 The Fan.

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Brad Pitt was filming in Lulworth Cove over the weekend. ‘In Dorset?’ asked Angelina when he got home. ‘Yes,’ replied Brad, ‘I’d thoroughly recommend it’… (that works better if you say it out loud).

Anyway, as Pitt undoubtedly discovered, you need to carry a lot of cash in the countryside because bar staff at ye olde village pubs go all a bit League of Gentleman when you try to pay by card (also, no one else is going to get a round in when the actor’s about so he needs to be prepared), which ended up being handy for a lady collecting funds for a local hospital…

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The above pics are from Ridley Scott’s new film, The Counselor, starring Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz and Michael Fassbender, which is currently being filmed in London. They feature Brad next to his body double, who we think looks surprisingly like Dana Carvey. Oh the fun they must get upto together. Maybe that’s the arse we’ll see in the film. A stunt arse. Who knows.

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Dear Brad Pitt

Please could you explain to us what the fuck your new film is about. It looks like a cross between Goodfellas and a lager commercial. Not that there’s a problem with that, after all, you dragged us to that soggy dog turd Tree of Life and we still think you’re great even after that, but we’d still like some clarification if you wouldn’t mind.

Perhaps if you can’t, or simply don’t have the time, then maybe you could get James Gandolfini or Ray Liotta to do it, as we both know they’re not too busy. Also, perhaps you could ask Angelina whether she really did sleep with Mick Jagger back in the day, as we’re 50 50 about the whole thing at the moment.

Kind Regards

Your pals at Holy Moly

P.s. Your hair looks great at the moment. Really, really good. Greasy, but not, if you know what we mean.

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Gods be praised! The best story in the entire world has just arrived! It’s got all the ingredients you’d ever want for a great story – famous actors and actresses, Scientology, The Pope, ancient bloodlines, wild accusations and a fight to the death with Brad Pitt, and best of all, it’s all from court documents, so it must be true!

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