What Celebrities Are Doing

Sometimes we have a celebrity quote of the day that is hilarious, and sometimes it’s stupid, and sometimes it starts off sounding stupid, becomes funny and then we realise it is actually quite, quite alarming. This, dear reader, is one of those times.

Selena Gomez, the one who got outta there before anyone got shot in Spring Breakers, recently opened up to InStyle about her relationship with the Canadian enfant fucking-horrible Justin Bieber, and she said something a bit alarming.

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Those familiar with Ke$ha’s oeuvre have often had cause to ask “what…what is this awful noise? Does the young woman in question write it using her arse? Sooth, what a grievous racket!” And finally, Ke$ha has answered this question by telling Conan O’Brien that, actually, she lets her tits do the writing.

You heard.

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While Lindsay Lohan desperately tries to wrangle a different rehab date, and we come to terms with the fact that, at some point, she’s going to disappear for 90 days while she gets clean, let’s enjoy this snippet from when Tara Reid talked to TMZ about her ex-BFF.

Of course, some might say that Tara Reid mouthing off about Lindsay Lohan’s drunkenness is a stellar case of pot/kettle/black. To that we say SHUSH, you. Just read and enjoy:

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While Lindsay Lohan desperately tries to wrangle a different rehab date, and we come to terms with the fact that, at some point, she’s going to disappear for 90 days while she gets clean, let’s enjoy this snippet from when Tara Reid talked to TMZ about her ex-BFF.

Of course, some might say that Tara Reid mouthing off about Lindsay Lohan’s drunkenness is a stellar case of pot/kettle/black. To that we say SHUSH, you. Just read and enjoy:

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Amazing. Thank you Instagram.

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Despite all the shady stuff he’s done over the years, people still seem to really like Snoop Dogg. Mostly middle-class white people, strangely. Perhaps his particular brand of naughtiness just seems a lot more accessible than that of some of the other rappers out there. Or maybe it’s just because we’ve all got miniscule attention spans.

Either way, he recently gave an interview to The Guardian in which he spoke about a multitude of topics, although our favourite was definitely about how hard it is to be a pimp. Turns out its not just for anyone:

“I mean you [the interviewer] make it sound like a game or something. It’s for real. You know what I mean? To pimp a bitch is a craft. You couldn’t pimp a bitch if I put you in a room with a hundred hos. It’s a craft. Some have it, and some don’t.”

Pimpcraft. Great stuff.

He also spoke about how he now sees gay as the new black, but can’t see it ever really catching on in the rap world:

“I don’t have a problem with gay people. I got some gay homies. Yeah, for real. People who were gay used to get beat up. It was cool to beat up on gay people back then. But in the 90s and 2000s, gay is a way of life. Just regular people with jobs. Now they are accepted, not classified. They just went through the same things we went through as black.”

“Frank Ocean ain’t no rapper. He’s a singer. It’s acceptable in the singing world, but in the rap world I don’t know if it will ever be acceptable because rap is so masculine. It’s like a football team. You can’t be in a locker room full of motherfucking tough-ass dudes, then all of a sudden say, ‘Hey, man, I like you.’ You know, that’s going to be tough.”

Anyway, here’s our favourite version of Snoops’s Gin and Juice. Perfect for all those middle-class white folks who love him so dearly: 

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