What Celebrities Are Doing

Trufax: If your initials are KK, you’re going to cause trouble – it’s just basic numerology. Just ask Kerry Katona, Kim Kardashian, Kriss Kross or Krispy Kreme. The only exemption is Keira Knightley who used the trick of boringness to break the curse. So, anyway, obviously Karlie Kloss’ first ever nude shoot wasn’t going to escape without some sort of scandal…

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We’ll leave any judgement about Lottie Moss doing a shoot at 13 to industry expert Carole White from the Model Agency, who we’re sure will have lots to say (mainly angry words about Storm being more success than Premier), and instead just appreciate her prettiness and good genes… She is pretty, no doubt she’ll end up being a very successful model. Hopefully by then any sentence about her won’t have to also feature Kate’s name (second paragraph instead). We wonder what her half-sister will be up to by then anyway? Hmmm…

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We’re sure you won’t have forgotten about the Playboy cover shoot Daisy Lowe did back in August. In fact, it’s probably still sitting up there in your bookmarks, isn’t it? You bunch of perverts. Anyway, in case you had forgotten about it, we’re now giving you the exclusive chance to plant it fresh back in your memory… FOR FREE! But why, you ask? Well, because her mum has been talking about it, of course. What better excuse do we need?

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Last year the trucker cliental reacted with confusion when Karl Lagerfeld recruited quite a few naked men for the renowned Pirelli calendar shoot, but Mario Sorrenti has taken the firm back to it roots by stripping supermodels in an arty wank-off fashion for 2012.

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Emma Watson, arguably England’s most successful female export, brings the bacon home to British fashion mag Harper’s Bazaar and talks about bullying and all things fashion.

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It was foretold that as soon as Abbey Clancy had given naughty footballing beanstalk Peter Crouch his firstborn child, she was to travel to her local gym, in order that she might be able to engage her slightly fleshy limbs in a series of exceptionally tedious running and lifting excersises, to remove the so-called ‘baby weight’. Thus it was foreseen that only one month after her holy ladybits had been stretched to an eyewatering size by a squashy human skull passing through them, she would be modelling for Esquire, possibly in a nine page pictorial where they didst finally let her wear a weird black shirt that buttoned between her legs. And it was very sexually provocative. Forsooth.

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If you weren’t traumatised enough simply trying to get used to our flashy new site, we thought we’d make things even more intense by posting up a selection of Lady Gaga bondage pictures. This is the real test, this is where we all find out who’s got the balls and tits (not at the same time) to do what needs to be done, and who curls up in a ball in the corner crying salty tears of fear and regret when the shit really hits the fan.

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