What Celebrities Are Doing

As predicted, Lindsay Lohan was late for her court appearance this morning when, after bailing on her original flight because she wanted to go to a gig, then leaving her next one due to a ‘suspected fuel leak’ before finally catching a lift from a milkshake tycoon, her plane landed at the Van Nuys airport only 19 minutes before she was due on the stand. Here she is getting there 48 minutes after the official start time in an outfit that she might’ve stolen from The Canyons wardrobe department. It’s pretty horrendous, but she could be swapping it for an eight month stretch in an orange jumpsuit anywat. Given her track record at getting sentenced to a 30 minute tea break, we’d guess she probably won’t get anything that long, but she really doesn’t seem to be doing anything to help herself at this stage. Can John Water’s hurry up and make a film about it? 

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Isn’t it, like, soooooooooo embarrassing when the trousers you wear to a fancy schmancy French fashion show are realllllly similar to the trousers worn by someone else to take a bunch of homeless people out for brunch? We know, right, it happens more than you’d think.

Poor Kristen Stewart. She’s just trying to attend the Balmain show and have a smile and, apparently, do a little dance, and Russell Brand only goes and steals her thunder by wearing dead similar trousers to treat his friends to a slap up meal.

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Oh how we wish we were wearing special trousers whilst being picked up by Justin Timberlake… Or we wish we were picking up Bill Murray whilst he was wearing some special trouser. Either or really…

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Ooh, look, it’s everyone’s least favourite aristocrat, Lady Victoria Hervey, wearing a dress that looks like a cross between Strictly Come Dancing and an explosion in a Claire’s Accessories.  Also out and about, wandering the streets of London, we have Caroline Flack actually wearing trousers, Tulisa, Gordon Ramsey, Nancy Dell’Olio reminding us all she exists, Tara Reid, Carol Vorderman, Jude Law looking a bit hairy, Nicola Roberts, One Direction, Pippa Middleton, and Mary Portas hanging out with the royals. Blimey.

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What’s going on here? If we normally saw a man getting out of a Maybach with his pants down, we’d assume he was a massive wanker, but there’s always a chance Kim Kardashian told him to do it for the attention, in which case she’s just played us right into her hands, like his penis probably wasn’t. Pair of wankers all the same.

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It was Lady Gaga’s 26th birthday yesterday, and to celebrate she hid her face from the cameras, which, aside from being uncharacteristically bashful, also seemed a bit unnecessary since she we could also see her underpants.

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As you might have heard over the weekend, in a recent interview with BBC Radio Scotland’s Edi Stark creepy children’s entertainers The Krankies admitted that they were swingers back in the 70s and 80s. Plus, the man Krankie once punched Pauk Daniels off his chair.

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