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We apologise to anyone who has just eaten, was thinking about eating or has ever eaten in the past. The world’s most dismal boyband have revealed they would “dabble” in cock and bum fun, should the opportunity arise. Well, four of them have. The really horrible one was quick to distance himself from any suggestion that he might own an Ab Fab boxset. So that’s one less thing to worry about when you’re lurking in the shrubbery at Stoke Newington cemetery.

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Some people make the mistake of thinking Awards Season is where it’s at when it comes to everyone wearing fabulous frocks, but those people are dead wrong, because any fool know that the main event in any fashion calendar (aside from NY, Paris, London & Milan Fashion Weeks) is the Met Ball. So we made a mahoosive gallery earlier, for your viewing pleasure, and now we’re going to get into the nitty gritty and judge the best and worst dresses.

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Los Angeles Times

Spurs send Lakers to worst home playoff loss, brink of elimination ESPN With Bryant and Nash joined by Jodie Meeks and Steve Blake on the injured list, the Lakers started Goudelock and Morris, using a starting five that had never started together for the second time in three games. The young guards didn't play poorly, but … Shorthanded loss leaves Lakers with many questionsCNN This can't end soon enough for the LakersLos Angeles Times Spurs rout depleted Lakers, on verge of sweep – USA TodayUSA TODAY MiamiHerald.com all 397 news articles »

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PolicyMic

After Earth Day 2013: 4 Worst Climate Change Offenders – PolicyMic PolicyMic … day, 2013:, 4, worst, climate, change. After Earth Day 2013 4 Worst Climate Change Offenders. Another Earth Day has come and gone and despite a theme of "the face of climate change," this year's event was a muted affair. Yet unmitigated climate … and more »

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Not really sure what the deal is with this film (it must’ve been made pre-Lohan’s most recent arrest), but it looks so utterly dreadful that we’re sure even the director (Vince Offer) hasn’t bothered watching it all the way through.Probably didn’t bother directing it either. We managed the two minute trailer. Just. The only vaguely amusing bit is when the voiceover says “starring Oscar winning Adrien Brody”. Terrible. Just terrible. There really isn’t anything else to say. Watch it and see. Terrible, we told you.

Here’s the blurb:

In this comedy film, a computer tablet full of the world’s most hilariously offensive apps breaks through the borders of political correctness, stirring up cultural anarchy.

Terrible. The most offensive thing is that they expect anyone to be stupid enough to watch it.

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Telegraph.co.uk

Is this the worst Mother's Day gift ever? Telegraph.co.uk Different mothers like different things. For example, my mother remarked to me the other day that, while she and her sisters used to make her mother breakfast in bed for Mother's Day when they were small, much to my grandmother's pleasure, my mother …

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Earlier today we were reading about Brooklyn Beckham’s 14th birthday – apparently it was a old person’s restaurant with Gordon Ramsey and Tony Adams as the special guests. We thought it sounded pretty rubbish for a teenager (even after we found out that Tony Adams was, in fact, Brooklyn’s grandfather not the footballer), which got us thinking about what an ungrateful shit Justin Bieber was for getting in a strop about his $20,000 19th party going tits-up because the venue wouldn’t break licensing laws by letting the Fresh Prince of Bel Air’s son in. We bet Brookyln didn’t complain about having to spend his special night listening to Gordon going on about risotto spoons instead of playing Tomb Raid with his new mates and getting trashed on half a can of Foster’s. 

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